I don't do windows because...I love birds and don't want one to fly into a clean window and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because...I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt, then I'll feel terrible, (plus they may sue me.)
I don't mind dust bunnies because...they are very good company. I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
I don't disturb cobwebs because...I want every creature to have a home of their own.
I don't Spring clean because...I love all seasons and don't want the other ones to get jealous.
I don't put things away because...My husband will never be able to find them again.
I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
I don't iron because...I choose to believe them when they say: "Permanent Press."
I don't stress much on anything because..."A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!
Gigi Ann, thank you for sharing these wise words! :)
ReplyDeleteCleverrrrrrr.
ReplyDeleteLOVE this! I must have it printed out and framed to hang just inside my front door! LOL
ReplyDeleteLeslie
abcw team
your choice is one of my favorite.
ReplyDeleteI agree totally!
ReplyDeletei agree ..... with a smile.. .and do what must be done anyway... nobody else does it ;-)
ReplyDeleteHave a nice abc-day / -week
♫ M e l ☺ d y ♫ (abc-w-team)
Thank you for my laugh today.
ReplyDeleteThis is my philosophy exactly.
I'm all for permanent press and dust bunnies...
Oh, Gigi Ann....I loved this! Thanks for posting such funny philosophy about housecleaning! :)
Deletevery wise! if I could only convince my wife...
ReplyDeleteROG, ABCW
I could go for that philosophy....
ReplyDeleteInteresting read
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing
Lol. I completely loved your philosophy and agree with it wholeheartedly.
ReplyDeleteA broken computer, or just a deep seated dislike for housework. - Margy
ReplyDeleteSo true. So very true. I said I was going to vacuum the office today. Day is almost over. Maybe tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteThe View from the Top of the Ladder
It comes with experience of course :) Pretty wise !! Late visit from ABC wednesday
ReplyDeletePhenoMenon, ABC Wednesday
http://throodalookingglass.com/
Most PROFOUND Ann and so true!
ReplyDeleteBest wishes,
Di,
ABCW team.