"P" Is For "Philosophy" Of Housecleaning" (ABC Wednesday)

I don't do windows because...I love birds and don't want one to fly into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because...I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt, then I'll feel terrible, (plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind dust bunnies because...they are very good company. I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because...I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring clean because...I love all seasons and don't want the other ones to get jealous.

I don't put things away because...My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because...I choose to believe them when they say: "Permanent Press."

I don't stress much on anything because..."A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!

Remember....A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!!!
                               
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