Monday, October 26, 2015

"P" Is For "Philosophy" Of Housecleaning" (ABC Wednesday)


I don't do windows because...I love birds and don't want one to fly into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because...I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt, then I'll feel terrible, (plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind dust bunnies because...they are very good company. I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because...I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring clean because...I love all seasons and don't want the other ones to get jealous.

I don't put things away because...My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because...I choose to believe them when they say: "Permanent Press."

I don't stress much on anything because..."A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!

Remember....A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!!!
                               
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16 comments:

  1. Gigi Ann, thank you for sharing these wise words! :)

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  2. LOVE this! I must have it printed out and framed to hang just inside my front door! LOL

    Leslie
    abcw team

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  3. i agree ..... with a smile.. .and do what must be done anyway... nobody else does it ;-)

    Have a nice abc-day / -week
    ♫ M e l ☺ d y ♫ (abc-w-team)

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  4. Thank you for my laugh today.
    This is my philosophy exactly.
    I'm all for permanent press and dust bunnies...

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    1. Oh, Gigi Ann....I loved this! Thanks for posting such funny philosophy about housecleaning! :)

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  5. very wise! if I could only convince my wife...
    ROG, ABCW

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  6. I could go for that philosophy....

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  7. Interesting read
    Thanks for sharing

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  8. Lol. I completely loved your philosophy and agree with it wholeheartedly.

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  9. A broken computer, or just a deep seated dislike for housework. - Margy

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  10. So true. So very true. I said I was going to vacuum the office today. Day is almost over. Maybe tomorrow.
    The View from the Top of the Ladder

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  11. It comes with experience of course :) Pretty wise !! Late visit from ABC wednesday

    PhenoMenon, ABC Wednesday
    http://throodalookingglass.com/

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  12. Most PROFOUND Ann and so true!

    Best wishes,
    Di,
    ABCW team.

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