"O Is For..."
ObservatiOns On GrOwing Older
~YOur kids are becOming yOu...and yOu dOn't like them
...but yOur grandchildren are perfect!
~GOing Out is gOOd.
COming hOme is better!
~When peOple say yOu lOOk "Great"...
they add "fOr yOur age!"
~When yOu needed the discOunt yOu paid full price.
NOw yOu get discOunts On everything ...
mOvies, hOtels, flights, but yOu're tOO tired tO use them.
~The 5 pOunds yOu wanted tO lOse
is nOw 15 and yOu have a better chance
Of lOsing yOur keys than the 15 pOunds.
~Your spOuse is cOunting On yOu
tO remember things yOu dOn't remember.
~YOur spOuse sleeps better On a lOunge chair
with the TV blaring than he dOes in bed.
It's called his "pre-sleep".
~Remember when yOur mOther said
"Wear clean underwear in case yOu GET in an accident"?
NOw yOu bring clean underwear in case yOu HAVE an accident!
~You miss the days when everything wOrked
with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch..
~NOw that yOu can affOrd
expensive jewelry, it's nOt safe tO wear it anywhere.
~YOu read 100 pages intO a bOOk befOre yOu realize yOu've read it.
~What used tO be freckles are nOw liver spOts.
~YOu have 3 sizes Of clOthes in yOur clOset ....
2 of which yOu will never wear.
~But Old is gOOd in sOme things:
And best Of all OLD FRIENDS!!
TO read mOre ObservatiOns fOr "O" day click belOw.